Like a fish in an aquarium, Flight 6048 awaits its turn to roll

My itinerary read like an alphabet soup: SFO-CHI-TYS-DTW-AMS-KWI. In plain language, it meant that I was flying from San Francisco to Knoxville, Tennessee via Chicago where I was to change planes. From Knoxville, I had to get to Detroit where I would catch a flight to Amsterdam then onward to Kuwait. All in all covering a lot of mileage and long hours. Backbreaking but I had no choice. 

I set my alarm clock to 3:30AM and for good measure told the hotel’s front desk to give me a wake up call. As it turned out, my body clock beat both of them for I was up at 3:15 and I straightaway jumped into the shower to remove whatever cobwebs of drowsiness were left in my brain.

The Holiday Inn’s shuttle’s 20-minute late arrival to pick me up was a precursor of things to come. It dropped me off at the American Airlines departure gate at 5:00AM which was just about right since the security people were just beginning to process the herd of travelers that would be going through security checks. I was, as usual, shunted aside for “special screening” which meant that somebody escorted me to a corner for a pat-down, shoes-removed, and fine-toothcomb inspection of myself and my backpack. Not that there was anything of a dangerous nature inside save for a California guidebook, a Dan Brown novel I got for a discount in Pier 39, three DVDs (with my son’s bilin – a Transformers PC game) plus a couple of magazines including the latest Playboy edition. Honest, I bought it because of the Chris Tucker interview whether you believe it or not.

I had gotten used to this treatment of being singled out for special inspection. My being a foreigner coming from the Middle East must have put up red flags next to my name. I had no problem with that since I came to the Land of the Free for valid reasons, among which was to bike across the Golden Gate bridge, and I wasn’t hiding any sinister purpose. By and large, they were courteous and acted professionally so no complaints.

Shades of "Saturday Night Fever": Detroit Airport's tunnel between Terminal A & B

AA Flight 1284 was supposed to leave at 0610hrs. but now the departure screen showed that we had a 45-minute delay. That cut down the transit time in Chicago’s O’Hare Airport to just an hour. Fine. I went looking for a mailbox to drop some postcards which I had been planning earlier to send from Tennessee but never got the chance. Now the postmark will read “San Francisco” instead of “Memphis”. Nevermind – at least they will still have US postage stamps. Not Dutch or worse, Kuwaiti.

Well, the Boeing 737 lifted-off right on the dot of its late departure at 6:55 and we all settled down for the 3-hour journey to Chicago. No free food onboard though they had sandwiches which were quite soggy and sold for $5/-. Didn’t have the stomach for it so I just asked for water which was, at least, free. There was no inflight entertainment as well and had to keep myself occupied by reading the SkyMall catalogue even if I had nothing to buy.

We touched down O’Hare on time but the connecting flight to Knoxville left an hour late. The reason? Clogged toilets! So all of us poor souls including the pilot, co-pilot and lone stewardess sat in the small 40-passenger, single-aisle jet while some service repairmen fiddled around with whatever they had to fiddle around with. We should have just put it to a vote that nobody should use the lavatory during the whole flight which was only 1-1/2 hours long.

I was becoming antsy since I only had originally a 2-hour window of opportunity to get aboard my next flight. Now it was cut down to one hour. So the moment I got out of the tube, I immediately ran to the nearby Hilton Hotel right beside the airport to collect the small box of material samples for the restaurant I was designing (which I left behind before leaving for Frisco, deciding to come back for it instead of lugging it around cross-country) then dashed back to pick up my luggage from the conveyor belt. Luckily, mine were the first to come out and I made two trips to the upper level to check them all in at the Northwest/KLM counter. Thank goodness, the airport was small and there were no queues so even though I was the last passenger, I got them all in with 15 minutes to spare. Whew! My back was drenched with sweat from physical exertion and stress. But at least, I felt relieved now. Any further delays or missed flights would be the carrier’s fault from hereon because the remaining three legs of the journey were all on the original ticketed return flight.

This AA midget took us from O'Hare to Knoxville after some toilet trouble

With that thought in mind, I slept all the way to Detroit where we arrived in driving rain at 7:55PM. I wonder how the pilot was able to land the plane because I hardly saw anything outside the window except blurry lights enveloped in a white sheet of water.

Now the long flight to Amsterdam was supposed to leave at 2155hrs. but they announced that it would be leaving late. By this time, I was getting used to this delay business already. Finding a hundred dollars in loose change still left in my wallet, I put them to good use at the Duty Free shops: Piston’s T-shirt, keychains and magnetic stuff for the fridge (the wife collects them), more magazines and the thick Detroit Free Press. Left with $30/- more, I ordered ale with fish and chips at an Irish pub. Thus fortified and feeling drowsy, I settled down for the long 2-hour wait, watching the raindrops dribble off the double-glazing of the terminal’s wide façade.

We all shuffled off to Gate 44 at a quarter past midnight and on to the tube leading to the Airbus 300. This time I had an aisle seat with a cute, young Italian researcher for a seatmate. We got to talking after I helped lift her really heavy bag up on the luggage bin which almost broke my wrist. She was going home to Milan after spending over a year in San Francisco. When she found out I was Filipino, her smile became even more dazzling. Her current boyfriend, she said, was Pinoy (well, born in the USA) and they had gone to Boracay last year which to her was bellisima. She fell asleep after dinner was served and I spent the time in-between catnaps watching Daniel Craig (aka 007) demolishing his opponents across the poker table. Eva Brown made a nice Bond girl, I thought. Even though they served another meal later, I didn’t get to eat for I was knocked out by 2 bottles of Chilean red wine.

Tennesse lakes dot Jack Daniels countryside

I waved goodbye to Francesca who hurried off to catch her connecting Alitalia flight and went straight to Schiphol’s bustling Duty Free area. I had 4 hours to while away the time and could have opted for the 2-1/2 hour downtown coach tour (they take care of the visa arrangements) offered by the Tourist desk but I had no more money. Besides, I reasoned, I was just here last year so there could be nothing new to see. Good if the Keukenhof gardens were still in bloom but that colorful flower spectacle ended 3 months ago. So after checking out some modern Dutch paintings at the small Rijksmuesum (they do have one at the airport), I opted to catch more ZZZZZs at the Business Class waiting lounge, making use of my KLM’s “Flying Blue” privilege card for the first time. I was just a couple of miles short actually, but they waved me in after probably seeing my sorry countenance. It sure was a great way to relax and best of all, the drinks were free. Two shots of scotch put me in dreamland.

When I awoke, I panicked, thinking I had missed my flight! Like an idiot, I remembered setting my watch to Kuwait time which was an hour ahead of Europe. Checking the departure board, I found Flight No. KL457 flashing: damn right, we were leaving an hour late again. Well, out of 5 flights, only one was on time – and this was the one from Knoxville which I prayed to be late but wasn’t. Good batting average for tardiness.

Finally, we left at 5:00PM and from my window seat vantage point, was treated to a nice afternoon sun which bathed the flat, Dutch countryside and its myriad canals with an ochre hue. Van Gogh, I’m sure, would have loved it.

The six hours were spent watching “Casino Royale” once more (to catch up on missed parts when I dozed off on the earlier leg and to check out beauteous Eva once more) and Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette” which was quite interesting: modern rock music background fused with the classical tableau of a story. I also finished the Detroit newspaper back-to-back and made headway into Robert Fisk’s 1,200-page “The Great War for Civilization – The Conquest of The Middle East” which I bought with my last dollars at the airport. Fascinating stuff.

Schiphol, Amsterdam: all dressed up and late to go

The pilot must have made up for lost time or there was a lucky tailwind for we landed in Kuwait just 30 minutes past the original schedule of 10:30PM. Not bad. My phone rang while I was waiting for my luggage to come out of the carousel (they all made it!). It was the wife. “Welcome back, Hon. How come you’re late?” she asked. Gee, it was all I could do not to scream in frustration: “Because I’m not early!” But I could only sigh and say meekly, “Because……uh, see ya later”.

Logging some 22,500 kilometers over ten time zones in 18 long hours, it was a relief to be home in one piece. Late or not.